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Va un tio andando por la calle y ve un cartel en un bar que dice: "CAÑA Y POLVO 20 DUROS". El tio entra al bar y pregunta al camerero: - Es verdad eso de que te echan un polvo y te dan una caña por solo 20 duros? - Si, si, pase por esa puerta, que Susette le atendera. El hombre, sin creerselo del todo, entra al cuarto de al lado, donde le espera una rubia impresionante, vestida con traje de circunstancias, que le dice: - Antes de empezar, tengo que decirle que no tengo CLITORIS. - Da igual, ponme una KRONENBOURG.

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Sheik Mohammed Tantawi dies; Egypt's top Sunni Islam cleric - Washington Post


Washington Post
Sheik Mohammed Tantawi dies; Egypt's top Sunni Islam cleric
Washington Post
Dr. Tantawi was the grand sheik of Cairo's Al-Azhar, the preeminent theological institute of Sunni Islam, the faith's mainstream sect. ...
Mohammed Sayed Tantawi, 1928-2010The Guardian
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Al-Qaida: Freed Spanish hostage converted to Islam
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For the Love of Islam - Wall Street Journal


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For the Love of Islam
Wall Street Journal
Ms. Paulin-Ramirez's interest in Islam "came out of left field," said her mother, Christine Holcomb-Mott, in an interview at her home Friday, wearing a blue ...
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Islamic firebrands challenge Hamas rule in Gaza - Richmond Times Dispatch


Islamic firebrands challenge Hamas rule in Gaza
Richmond Times Dispatch
RAFAH, Gaza Strip -- They preach global holy war, adhere to an ultraconservative form of Islam and are becoming a headache even for Hamas, ...

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Egyptian Islamic scholar buried in Medina - euronews


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Egyptian Islamic scholar buried in Medina
euronews
Tantawi was the head of Egypt's most prestigious seat of Islamic learning, al-Azhar. The organisation runs schools and universities across Egypt, ...
A Courageous Voice Silenced In the Middle EastFOXNews
Sunni Islam's top cleric diesCNN International
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Islamic scholar who condemned terrorism: 'I am not afraid' - CNN International


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Islamic scholar who condemned terrorism: 'I am not afraid'
CNN International
(CNN) -- The Islamic scholar who issued a powerful fatwa, or religious ruling, against terrorism and suicide bombers said Thursday that he ...
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German Islamic leaders postpone conference decision (Roundup) - Monsters and Critics.com


German Islamic leaders postpone conference decision (Roundup)
Monsters and Critics.com
Cologne - Islamic leaders in Germany postponed Friday evening taking a decision on whether to suspend their involvement in a government-sponsored forum on ...
Muslim groups consider boycott of German-Islam conferenceDeutsche Welle

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Canadian ice dancers Paul, Islam capture silver at world junior championships - The Canadian Press


Canadian ice dancers Paul, Islam capture silver at world junior championships
The Canadian Press
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Senior Islamist Leader Assassinated in Somalia - Voice of America


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Senior Islamist Leader Assassinated in Somalia
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A senior insurgent leader from Hizbul Islam has been shot to death in Mogadishu, deepening a leadership crisis inside the Islamist rebel group. ...
5 Somalis die as Islamists fight governmentThe Associated Press
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Demonstration against Islamic cleric draws few - Richmond Times Dispatch


Richmond Times Dispatch
Demonstration against Islamic cleric draws few
Richmond Times Dispatch
A small group was on hand at Capitol Square to protest an Islamic cleric delivering the prayer at the House of Delegates. The group said the imam has ...
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